B: Hello, is this Aaron Abrahamson?
B: Do you know Korea?
A: Dude I'm sleeping it's like four in the morning.
B: Do you know Kimchi?
A: Yeah, I've had Kimchi. Come on man, I have to go to work tomorrow.
B: Oh you know Kimchi. I think you are almost like a Korean person.
A: Yeah whatever man. Bye.
Another call. This time not L.A.
B: Hi, do you know Korea?
A: Whose that?
B: I said do you know Korea? The country?
A: Oh yeah that place. There is like two of them. There is a good one and a not so good one. And the not so good one has a dictator who wears women's glasses.
B: Oh I think you are Korean. Do you live in L.A.?
A: No hun. I live in Baton Rouge Louisiana.
B: I don't get it.
A: There's nothin to get hun.
B: My map says LA
A: Oh you see sugar that's because I'm from Louisiana. Our state initials are LA.
B: Oooh. So do you know any movie stars?
A: No sug.
B: Do you know Angelina Jolie?
A: I just said that I don't know no movie stars.
B: I want to meet Brad Pitt.
A: You and half the women on the planet sug.
B: I think that you are very funny.
A: Thank you. Aint you just the sweetest lil darlin out there. Oh by the way why did you call me?
B: I'm from Korea.
B: How's my English?
A: Yer doin fine sug. But what do you want from me?
B: You come to Korea okay? Korea is very funny.
A: I'll keep that in mind darlin. Good bye now.
B: Okay, I think you are very beautiful, bye.