I was looking at the stats for this site. It turns out that the most page views this week have been for this post about my desire to rip out Nick Kun's femurs. While I still bear a bit of a grudge against him. I'm a bit jealous of how well he can speak Korean. I bet that after I ripped out his femurs, he wouldn't want to give me any private Korean lessons. That might not be a bad idea though. If you have your femurs ripped out, you probably have to spend a lot of time in a wheelchair, which means that he wouldn't be going anywhere. Hmm, new plan for ripping out Nick Kun's femurs.
1. Kidnap Nick Kun
2. Stockholm syndrome
3. Rip out his femurs.
4. Keep him in house while he heals. (Since the last post my girlfriend has become my wife, and we have a baby on the way. A femurless and recovering Nik Kun, could come in handy for childcare.)
5. Learn Korean from Nik Kun.
Great plan!!!
2 comments:
It can be interesting and sometimes amusing to check out the site stats. :)
Kind of makes me want to make more posts about doing violent things to pop-stars.
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