Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Valance Burger Bitches

Alert the press there has been a defection from Kraze Burger. A "Chef," from Kraze Burger left his post and started a cheaper version of Kraze Burger called "Valance Burger." The word "Valance," is a combination of very delicious and balance. In truth, a meal at valance burger tastes a lot like Kraze burger but is half the price.

So yeah that's pretty freaking awesome. It's kind of a pain in the ass to make my own burgers. I've made some pretty damn good burgers in Korea on the roofs of one room buildings. You gotta fire up the charcoal. Then you have all that nice charcoal, when it only takes a few minutes to cook burgers and you just have a fire left over. Which is why I like places like Kraze burger and Valance burger.

But hell, you gotta take out a loan sometimes to go to Kraze burger. I'm still paying off like five burger mortgages. With Valance burger, there is no need for that.

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