New Rules

I like the Bill Maher Show.  I'm going to adapt his "New Rules." Segment for this blog with stuff about Korea. 

Here is the first one:

New Rules:  If you spent over 500,000\ on clothes for riding your bike, you can't go slower than a fat white guy in jeans with a leather briefcase dangling from his wrist. 

New Rules:  If Dunkin Donuts has Open 7:00 A.M. stenciled to their door, they might want to try opening at seven in the morning.  You can't tell me that Koreans are hard workers when you can't get coffee before ten in the morning.

New Rules: Come up with a different name for "Membership Training."  You can't have such an anti-communist country have such a communist expression for college kid drinking games.  Call it something more fun like "Major night out," or call it something more fitting like "Date Rape camping."

Finally New Rules:  Skinny awkward boys with colorful glass frames with no lenses who get their hair cut into the shape of a penis, cannot be considered fashionistas.   Just stick with the good old date night stand bye of stripy shirt with a black vest.  Maybe carry around a guitar too.